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Old 01-14-2007
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Death to Link Spammers!

This is the common werebadger in his hunt/kill configuration:




What does a werebadger like to hunt and kill? Trolls are tasty, if a bit chewy. Noobs, Dipweeds and Twizots are always on the menu. But the werebadgers favorite is Link Spammers. Ummm, Link Spammers!


After a few days of investigation the common werebadger has discovered the identity of TF Central's Link Spammer and has even managed to acquire a photograph. This is our Link Spammer :




Harmless? I think not. A most vile rodent. Link Spammers dig holes in the landscape (not that digging is so terrible, but they take it to extremes), eat all the vegetation, poop in public, use excessive bandwidth, smell bad (coming from a werebadger that is a damning acquisition), clog up the database with their shed hair, carry disease, drive down property values, and just generally make any forum they visit look like a ghetto. This werebadger has vowed to "take care" of any Link Spammers he can find.


To a werebadger, this is what a Link Spammer looks like:




Any questions?


Scotty

Last edited by ScottyDM : 01-16-2007 at 09:12 PM.
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